The Theory of Evolution

A young child asked his Mother where humans come from. "That's Easy." She Said. "We are made in the image of God. He created us and that's all there is to it." Just to be sure, the young boy asked his father. "Dad. Where do humans come from?". "Thats Easy" he said. "We are descendants from apes and evolved into a higher species." Now even more confused, he went back to his mother and said. "I don't understand. You said we come from God. Dad says we come from apes." To which the mother replied. "Oh, I was speaking about MY side of the family."

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$10,000 and a coconut

An old married couple was cleaning out their closet. After clearing out most of the junk, they found a shoe box with $10,000 and a coconut in it.
"Whats this?" the wife asked.
The husband replied, "Every time I cheated on you, I put a coconut in a shoe box."
"Well", said the wife. " I guess one coconut in 35 years isn't that bad. What's the money for?"
The husband admitted, "Everytime the box got full, I sold the coconuts."
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Blonde Jokes are Wrong

One day at the office, a blonde woman said, "You know what? I'm sick of people saying that blondes are stupid. I'll Prove to you we're just as smart as anybody else. Give me any state and I'll tell you the capital."

"Ok", said a co-worker. "How about Texas?"

The blonde woman looked smug and stated proudly, "That's easy. It's 'T'! "

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