Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb
A: Just one, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change
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Geographical Oddity

Two men were enjoying some drinks at a bar on the top floor of the Empire State Building. One of the gentlemen said, "Did you know that because of the earth's polarity and wind current in this exact location, you can jump out of the window and you won't hit the ground?" "Yeah, right!" the other man said in disbelief. "Watch! I'll show you" he said. So he walked towards the window and jumped out. Sure enough, instead of plummeting to the ground, he circled around the building and got sucked back up into the window. "Wow!" said the other gentleman. "That's amazing!" and so HE walked towards the window and jumped out. Instead of circling around the building and racing back to the top floor, he sank like a rock and fell to the concrete below." The bartender looks at the first guy and says, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk"
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Blonde Jokes are Wrong

One day at the office, a blonde woman said, "You know what? I'm sick of people saying that blondes are stupid. I'll Prove to you we're just as smart as anybody else. Give me any state and I'll tell you the capital."

"Ok", said a co-worker. "How about Texas?"

The blonde woman looked smug and stated proudly, "That's easy. It's 'T'! "

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