The Koala Bear and the Prostitute

A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
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The Theory of Evolution

A young child asked his Mother where humans come from. "That's Easy." She Said. "We are made in the image of God. He created us and that's all there is to it." Just to be sure, the young boy asked his father. "Dad. Where do humans come from?". "Thats Easy" he said. "We are descendants from apes and evolved into a higher species." Now even more confused, he went back to his mother and said. "I don't understand. You said we come from God. Dad says we come from apes." To which the mother replied. "Oh, I was speaking about MY side of the family."

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Q: If you're chinese when you go in to the bathroom and you're japanese when you come out of, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

A: European