The Deaf Couple

A newly married deaf couple were discussing their sex life. Because they found it difficult to speak in sign language in the dark, they had to find a new way to communicate. "I know!" the wife said. Any time you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my breast 2 times. "That sounds good." said the Husband. "And if there's ever a time that you DON'T want to have sex, just reach over and tug on my penis 300 times. If you thought this joke was funny, visit a sponsor!

$10,000 and a coconut

An old married couple was cleaning out their closet. After clearing out most of the junk, they found a shoe box with $10,000 and a coconut in it.
"Whats this?" the wife asked.
The husband replied, "Every time I cheated on you, I put a coconut in a shoe box."
"Well", said the wife. " I guess one coconut in 35 years isn't that bad. What's the money for?"
The husband admitted, "Everytime the box got full, I sold the coconuts."
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