The Deaf Couple

A newly married deaf couple were discussing their sex life. Because they found it difficult to speak in sign language in the dark, they had to find a new way to communicate. "I know!" the wife said. Any time you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my breast 2 times. "That sounds good." said the Husband. "And if there's ever a time that you DON'T want to have sex, just reach over and tug on my penis 300 times. If you thought this joke was funny, visit a sponsor!